How to buy a Pro Sports Team with Ryan Reynolds
Of the four major sports…. hockey comes in fourth. Anybody want to fight about it. Because to most Americans hockey is just fighting on ice skates. But there’s a celebrity who wants to change the perception and turn you into a hockey fan.
First… because he’s Canadian… and second… because he has a lot of money from all those Deadpool movies you paid to see.
Rumors started floating around that Ryan Reynolds wants to buy the Ottawa Senators. Which is a real NHL Team tucked away in Canada’s Capitol. And he confirmed it… on the Tonight Show.
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Snap… funny guy. But turns out he’s serious about buying the team. Up in Ottawa he was at the game last night… and fans really want to see him do it.
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That is a standing ovation for a celebrity with 150-million dollars… who’s lookin for a Sugar Daddy.