Election Day: Never Again
Election Day… and the only people who are gonna drop-off their ballots today are the same ones who do their Christmas shopping December 23rd.
Voting by mail makes it so easy. But we need a changeYou sit home … you go to each candidates facebook page and discover they’re all in favor of family values and the American way of life…. they’re against higher taxes… so you just pick the one with a name you’ve heard before… seal it up… and send it off.
At some point you’ll find out who won. Or maybe you won’t. Either way… you’ve fulfilled your civic responsibility. And I mourn for the kids who’ll never get to have the kind of Election Day experience I enjoyed.
Because back when I was a little one… dad would take me to vote. I felt so important sharing this secret responsibility. He’d hold me in his arms so I’d be tall enough to close the curtain. And he let me pull the little levers on the voting machine. Then I would pull the big handle to make it all final and it made a big cranking noise and I felt like the world’s more important 4 year old. 5 year old. And when I stood on my own two feet.. as an eight year old… and as a 35 year old… took my own young song into the voting machine.. and he pulled the levers but that’s where the story ends.
Because that wizard of oz moment feeling like a powerful man behind the curtain will never be experienced by this new.. generation.
Instead… when it’s time to vote… they’ll get to lick an envelope. So I’d like to suggest this change for the future… that election officials use cherry flavored glue on the envelopes… so that at least there’s *something* special for kids learning how to be good citizens.
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