Villainous Anonymous

Published: April 19, 2020, 8:55 p.m.

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Dr. Schwarm has a fatal misunderstanding for why we are all here.

This episode is made for kids.

Written and Performed by Kennedy Phillips, Music by Adam Halpin


www.maguselgar.com www.kennedyphillips. org.

TRANSCRIPT

NARRATOR
Greetings, and welcome to Listen Rinse and Repeat. Today episode is
entitled: Villainous Anonymous. I am Kennedy Phillips, your
entertainer for today. Please apply your soap generously to your hands,
and prepare to sanitize. Three two one, begin!
INT. COMMUNITY CENTER, DAY.
Slam! The door is opened as people are discussing and washing
their hands.
DR. SCHWARM
Ah! Yes it appears I am right on time. Behold fellow villains, I am
Dr. Schwarm. And welcome to our monthly meetup! I see by your hands
rubbing fervently together that you are EAGER to begin our diabolical
planning. Ahahahaha! I have planned our itinerary to take control of
the tricounty area. The streets are empty, and RIPE for conquest!
Ding!
DR. SCHWARM (CONT\\u2019D)
What was that?
NARRATOR
You may now begin rinsing your hands. Well done.
DR. SCHWARM
Oh my god was this a hand washing party?! I-I-I am so sorry, my
mistake, please go about your business. And don\\u2019t call the cops!
You uh, you need to sanitize your phones before you do, very dirty!
And while you do that- it\\u2019ll give me a head start to run!
Running away.
DR. SCHWARM (CONT\\u2019D)
This is merely the calm before the schwarm! Ahahahaha!
NARRATOR
This has been Villainous anonymous, Presented by Kennedy Phillips from
the Magus Elgar podcast. We thank you for washing.

Music by Adam Halpin

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