The Sanitize Song

Published: May 3, 2020, 7:30 p.m.

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Suit deals with Bob\'s not-showering-problem with a jaunty tune.

This episode is not explicit.

Kristi Boulton as Suit, Sean Howard as Bob, Eli McIlveen as Sound Designer and Producer


https://civilizedpod.com/
Please note that we sent you two versions. A Short version and a Long version. The latter we had to put in the episode art section as it only allowed one MP3 in the audio file. You can choose!

TRANSCRIPT

(for the short version)
SUIT: Hey Bob
BOB: What suit?
SUIT: What do you call an ant that smells? Deodor-ant. Ha! Ha! Ha!
BOB: I think that joke would be funnier, suit, if you said, ""What do you call an ant that doesn\'t smell anymore?"" because see its deodorant.
SUIT: The punchline is less important than what the context of what the joke was, and the harsh reality is that you stink.
BOB: Well, yeah suit, because I haven\'t had a shower because I\'ve been stuck inside - Whoah! Whoah! Why is stuff turning - WATER! What are you doing?
SUIT: Don\'t worry, Bob. I have an internal sanitization system to make sure that I do not stink.
BOB: Oh, lovely.
SUIT: Here. There is a handy song to remind you of how long you should sanitize.

BOTH SINGING:
If you have to sanitize,
don\'t get it in your eyes.
You must hypothesize,
Why you must sanitize.
If you do smell like poo,
here\'s what you gotta do
You must go sanitize.

(repeat)

BOB: (crying) Make it stop!
ANNOUNCER: This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was improvised by Kristi Boulton and Sean Howard of Civilized.

Sound Design by Eli McIlveen.

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