The President's Big Desk - Penless

Published: April 11, 2020, 3 a.m.

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A very important bill needs to be signed but where are all the pens?

Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal
as the Narrator
Featuring:
Eric Perry of OZ-9 as President Shaburbur
Nikki Richardson of Top of the Round as Matheson

David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas.

http://ninthworldjournal.com http://davidsdear.com

TRANSCRIPT

MATHESON President Shaburbur, you really need to get this bill signed! The American people-

PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Okay, okay... hey, where are all those fancy signing pens?

MATHESON You kept using them to sign the charge slips for pizza delivery.

PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Then how did they get the pens?

MATHESON Well, you\'d ask the "cute ones" to "give you their digits". Then you let them keep the pens.

PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Oh yeah. Matheson, I want you to look into each of those delivery people. Make sure they\'re not in a relationship.

MATHESON Sir, just sign the bill.

PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Alright already. Hand me your eyeliner pencil.


Music is "For the Fallen" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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