The President's Big Desk - One Dollar

Published: May 1, 2020, 1:35 a.m.

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The president decides a change needs to be made to our currency.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by David S. Dear as the Narrator
https://ninthworldjournal.com
Featuring:
Eric Perry of OZ-9 as President Shaburbur
https://oz-9.com
Nikki Richardson of Top of the Round as Matheson
https://totrpodcast.com

Music is "For the Fallen" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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TRANSCRIPT

PRESIDENT SHABURBUR
Matheson! I need you to make sure this change gets implemented immediately.
MATHESON
What is it, Mr. President?
PRESIDENT SHABURBUR
See this dollar bill?
MATHESON
You want me to get you something off the dollar menu at McDonald\'s, sir?
PRESIDENT SHABURBUR
No, look at the back. That eye above the pyramid. It\'s really freaking me out. I want it changed.
MATHESON
Sir, we can\'t just change-
PRESIDENT SHABURBUR
Get Bob Ross. He can make it into something happy.
MATHESON
Bob Ross is dead, sir.
PRESIDENT SHABURBUR
Then get anyone but that Picasso guy. I bet he\'s the one responsible for this in the first place.

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