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SURVIVAL written by Lee Shackleford of Relativity.

Performed by Clarence Brown, Lee Shackleford, and Kyle Jones, all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast.

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TRANSCRIPT

CAPTAIN: Into the lifeboat, gentlemen. I\\u2019m afraid our ship has had it.
LIEUTENANT: Yes, sir. I\\u2019ll man the tiller \\u2014 Jenkins, you man the oars.
JENKINS: Right, sir. Is it, uh, too soon to ask when we might eat, sir?
CAPTAIN: When we might WHAT?
JENKINS: Well, it helps to know these things, sir.
CAPTAIN: Our ship has just gone down, Jenkins, with massive loss of life!
LIEUTENANT: And now we\\u2019re stranded in a lifeboat, miles from anywhere!
JENKINS: I know, sir, it\\u2019s just that I skipped breakfast. Stupid of me, I know, sir.
LIEUTENANT: That WAS bloody stupid, Jenkins! Don\\u2019t you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day?
JENKINS: I know that now, sir. Won\\u2019t make that mistake again, sir. Not me.

THIS WAS \\u201cSURVIVAL\\u201d \\u2014 featuring Clarence Brown, Lee Shackleford, and Kyle Jones, all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast. www.discussingwho.com.