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Service

Human #1:

Can I help you?

Human #2:

Yes, can I get two pancakes with a side of bacon?

Human #1:

You do realize this is the Army Recruitment Office\\u2026

Human #2:

Oh. Well then I\\u2019ll have two pancakes with a side of bacon, and thank you for your service.

Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal
Voice of Human #2

Featuring Lee Shackleford, producer of Relativity Podcast
Voice of Human #1