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Mondays are the worst, if it\'s actually Monday.

This episode is not explicit.

Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal

David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas.

https://ninthworldjournal.com

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Featuring:
Erin B. Lillis as Special Early Bird
http://www.erinlillis.com/
Tim Sherburn as Professor Badboom
https://www.voices.com/demo_detail/126060

Music is ""Take a Chance"" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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TRANSCRIPT

GRAMPSMAN
Professor Badboom, we meet agai-
Where is he?
SPECIAL EARLY BIRD
He\'s probably at his secret hideout.
GRAMPSMAN
No, he comes to the factory on Thursdays.
SPECIAL EARLY BIRD
That\'s why he\'s not here. Today\'s Monday.
GRAMPSMAN
Monday? I thought today was Thursday.
SPECIAL EARLY BIRD
No, it\'s Monday. All day.
GRAMPSMAN
Oh.
(beat)
Want to see if ShopStore has a sale on ribbon candy?
SPECIAL EARLY BIRD
Sure.
GRAMPSMAN
Would you mind flying? My hip\'s bothering me today
SPECIAL EARLY BIRD
How many times have I told you you should really get that looked at?