Oosiks

Published: June 5, 2020, 3:10 a.m.

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Anikah and Rose wonder if a tourist is brave enough to go into George\'s antique shop.

This episode is not explicit.

Voiced by Kari Aguila and Taylor Edwards of \\u201cBroken, Alaska\\u201d and written by Kari Aguila.

www.brokenalaskapodcast.com

TRANSCRIPT

Oosiks.

Oh, I\\u2019ve gotta go, Anikah. I see some tourists coming up to my produce stand. I\\u2019ll talk to you soon.

Yesterday a tourist off the Queen of the Gulls stopped me on Main Street and asked about a public restroom.

Really? What\\u2019d you say?

"Well," I said. "You can always use the one in George\'s Antiques Shop.\\u201d
I pointed across the street to the ramshackle little shop and the woman turned to go. "Oh, and by the way," I shouted to her, "George sometimes likes to hide behind the giant Oosik bones when he sees someone he doesn\'t know."

Oh, George and his oosiks!

"Oosik?" she asked.
"Yeah. Walrus penis bones. He has quite a collection behind the obituaries and the handcuffs and the\\u2026 You know what? Never mind. You\\u2019ll be fine."

Did she go in?

About ten minutes later, I saw that same tourist, coming out of the woods buttoning up her jeans.

She just went in the woods?

What\\u2019s up with that?

This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Kari Aguila and Taylor Edwards of \\u201cBroken, Alaska\\u201d and written by Kari Aguila.

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