Math Test

Published: March 25, 2020, 2:55 a.m.

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You think you know math? You don\'t know math.\\xa0

INT. OFFICE
IT GUY
How was the math test?

MATH GIRL
Inconclusive.

IT GUY
You took a math test and you got an \\u201cinconclusive\\u201d?

MATH GIRL
No, I didn\\u2019t take a test. We\\u2019re testing math.

IT GUY
You\\u2019re testing MATH ITSELF?

MATH GIRL
Math has shown some alarming trends.

IT GUY
What\\u2019s wrong with math?

MATH GIRL
Among other things, it\\u2019s warming.

IT GUY
MATH WARMING?

MATH GIRL
What are you doing?

IT GUY
I\\u2019m just compiling this week\\u2019s reports.

MATH GIRL
How many numbers are you using? They\\u2019re all over your screen. You\\u2019re wasting too many numbers, you\\u2019re a menace.

IT GUY
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MATH GIRL
In 100 years, there may not be any more math thanks to people like you.

Pete Barry

Pete Barry is a co-creator\\xa0of\\xa0the audio comedy\\xa0Mission: Rejected.\\xa0He is\\xa0an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay\\xa0Marian.\\xa0

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