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The quest for the phallos.\xa0 \xa0 This episode is not explicit.\xa0\xa0 \xa0 Written by \xd8ystein Ulsberg Brager.\xa0 \xa0 MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker\xa0 \xa0 Produced by Karin Heimdahl\xa0 \xa0 Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.\xa0 \xa0 \xa0 \xa0 Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.\xa0 \xa0 \xd8ystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.\xa0 \xa0 Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!\xa0\xa0 \xa0 \xa0 \xa0 Links:\xa0 \xd8ystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/ Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/ Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/ Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA\xa0 https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/\xa0\xa0 \xa0 TRANSCRIPT\xa0 \xa0 MADONNA SPECTACLE I\u2019m competing in a tri-state drag pageant. There\u2019s a huge, shiny, phallic trophy and I want it. I sing \u201cYou\u2019ll see\u201d. I don\u2019t lip-sync, I sing. It\u2019s my thing. I have no monitor! I gesture to the sound guy. I try to make the gesturing into a dance move. He doesn\u2019t get it. I forget my choreography. Now I\u2019m singing out of key and trying to make up dance moves. I forget the lyrics. I kick the monitor. My heel breaks. I try to walk off, but suddenly my leg gives. I fall. My dress tears. The audience laughs. Then Madonna appears to me in the wings: \xa0 MADONNA SPECTACLE AS MADONNA, WHISPERING Madonna Spectacle... you don't need anyone at all! \xa0 MADONNA SPECTACLE I have a flash of inspiration, and as I drag my sorry drag-queen ass off the stage, I shout: \xa0 MADONNA SPECTACLE, SHOUTING, TEARY EYED AND BROKEN* I know I'll survive I know I'll stay alive! \xa0 MADONNA SPECTACLE They love me! They think it\u2019s a comedy routine. I don\u2019t get the trophy. I\u2019m a genius. I\u2019m not. I just have a really cool guardian angel. \xa0 Credits\xa0 This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle. It was written by \xd8ystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.