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The quest for the phallos.\\xa0

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Written by \\xd8ystein Ulsberg Brager.\\xa0

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MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker\\xa0

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Produced by Karin Heimdahl\\xa0

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Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.\\xa0 \\xa0 \\xa0

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Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.\\xa0

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\\xd8ystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program.\\xa0

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Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!\\xa0\\xa0

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Links:\\xa0

\\xd8ystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com

Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/

Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com

Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/

Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/

Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA\\xa0

https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/\\xa0\\xa0

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TRANSCRIPT\\xa0

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MADONNA SPECTACLE

I\\u2019m competing in a tri-state drag pageant. There\\u2019s a huge, shiny, phallic trophy and I want it.

I sing \\u201cYou\\u2019ll see\\u201d. I don\\u2019t lip-sync, I sing. It\\u2019s my thing.

I have no monitor! I gesture to the sound guy. I try to make the gesturing into a dance move. He

doesn\\u2019t get it. I forget my choreography. Now I\\u2019m singing out of key and trying to make up dance

moves. I forget the lyrics.

I kick the monitor. My heel breaks. I try to walk off, but suddenly my leg gives. I fall. My dress

tears. The audience laughs. Then Madonna appears to me in the wings:

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MADONNA SPECTACLE AS MADONNA, WHISPERING

Madonna Spectacle... you don\'t need anyone at all!

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MADONNA SPECTACLE

I have a flash of inspiration, and as I drag my sorry drag-queen ass off the stage, I shout:

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MADONNA SPECTACLE, SHOUTING, TEARY EYED AND BROKEN*

I know I\'ll survive

I know I\'ll stay alive!

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MADONNA SPECTACLE

They love me! They think it\\u2019s a comedy routine. I don\\u2019t get the trophy. I\\u2019m a genius. I\\u2019m not. I just

have a really cool guardian angel.

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Credits\\xa0

This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle.

It was written by \\xd8ystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.