Here comes the soap

Published: March 31, 2020, 6:38 p.m.

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Episode description\\xa0

In between faking people\\u2019s death, the Interviewer is practicing diligent hand washing. And singing. The Amelia Project is a fiction podcast by Imploding Fictions.\\xa0

Link to the main show\\xa0

Show notes\\xa0

Written by\\xa0\\xd8ystein\\xa0Ulsberg\\xa0Brager of The Amelia Project.

\\xa0Alan Burgon

Performed by Alan Burgon.\\xa0\\xa0
Edited by Philip Thorne.\\xa0
Sound mixing by Robert Rustad Amundsen.\\xa0

Web: ameliapodcast.com\\xa0

Twitter: @amelia_podcast\\xa0

Instagram: @ameliapodcast\\xa0

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\\u201cHere comes the soap\\u201d\\xa0

by The Amelia Project\\xa0

THE INTERVIEWER IS WASHING HIS HANDS.\\xa0\\xa0

WE CAN HEAR WATER RUNNING AND THE SQUISHING OF SOAP.\\xa0\\xa0

THE INTERVIEWER\\xa0

(singing merrily to the melody of \\u201cHere\\xa0come\\u2019s\\xa0the bride\\u201d)\\xa0

Here comes the soap!\\xa0

Bubbles and hope!\\xa0

Washing my hands\\xa0\\xa0

is much better than... Uhm... dope! Hah!\\xa0\\xa0

I like the letter C!\\xa0

Cocoa and cream tea!\\xa0

I don\\u2019t like corona\\xa0

and\\xa0iiiiiit!\\xa0Woooooon\\u2019t! Catch\\xa0meeeeeeeee!\\xa0

(Shouting to another room)\\xa0

Alvina? Alvina! Are we supposed to wash our hands for thirty seconds... or thirty minutes?\\xa0

(Beat)\\xa0

Alvina, we\\u2019re out of soap!\\xa0

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CREDITS\\xa0

This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by\\xa0\\xd8ystein\\xa0Ulsberg\\xa0Brager of The Amelia Project, featuring Alan Burgon as The Interviewer.\\xa0\\xa0

The Amelia Project podcast

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