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Episode description\\xa0
In between faking people\\u2019s death, the Interviewer is practicing diligent hand washing. And singing. The Amelia Project is a fiction podcast by Imploding Fictions.\\xa0
Link to the main show\\xa0
Show notes\\xa0
Written by\\xa0\\xd8ystein\\xa0Ulsberg\\xa0Brager of The Amelia Project.
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Performed by Alan Burgon.\\xa0\\xa0
Edited by Philip Thorne.\\xa0
Sound mixing by Robert Rustad Amundsen.\\xa0
Web: ameliapodcast.com\\xa0
Twitter: @amelia_podcast\\xa0
Instagram: @ameliapodcast\\xa0
Transcript of\\xa0
\\u201cHere comes the soap\\u201d\\xa0
by The Amelia Project\\xa0
THE INTERVIEWER IS WASHING HIS HANDS.\\xa0\\xa0
WE CAN HEAR WATER RUNNING AND THE SQUISHING OF SOAP.\\xa0\\xa0
THE INTERVIEWER\\xa0
(singing merrily to the melody of \\u201cHere\\xa0come\\u2019s\\xa0the bride\\u201d)\\xa0
Here comes the soap!\\xa0
Bubbles and hope!\\xa0
Washing my hands\\xa0\\xa0
is much better than... Uhm... dope! Hah!\\xa0\\xa0
I like the letter C!\\xa0
Cocoa and cream tea!\\xa0
I don\\u2019t like corona\\xa0
and\\xa0iiiiiit!\\xa0Woooooon\\u2019t! Catch\\xa0meeeeeeeee!\\xa0
(Shouting to another room)\\xa0
Alvina? Alvina! Are we supposed to wash our hands for thirty seconds... or thirty minutes?\\xa0
(Beat)\\xa0
Alvina, we\\u2019re out of soap!\\xa0
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CREDITS\\xa0
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by\\xa0\\xd8ystein\\xa0Ulsberg\\xa0Brager of The Amelia Project, featuring Alan Burgon as The Interviewer.\\xa0\\xa0