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Raise your hand if you\'ve always suspected your GPS is judging you...

Geographically Impaired was written by Sebastian Michaels and performed by Scott Wachter, Producer, Get a Grip Studios (@FS_Wachter) and Julie Scala of Restless Shores podcast.

Sebastian Michaels is Executive Producer @ Humdrum Media / Co-Founder of the Audio Fiction Network (an audio fiction community:\\xa0https://discord.gg/duQYcmd). A sort of creative type. Does weird stuff that usually involves either writing, music, weird sounds and/or computers. Self-proclaimed Audio Fiction Nerd.

Scott Wachter is an award winning podcast producer from Canada. Connect with him on Twitter @FS_Wachter. Julie Scala is a passionate, female voice-over artist offering commercial, narration, e-learning, telephony and audiobook services from her home studio in Portland, Maine. Find her at julie@juliescalamedia.com.

TRANSCRIPT

GPS: In 50 meters turn right on Goddard Aveenue.
GRANDMA: Don\'t turn right there Matthew. There\'s construction. I know a shortcut.
MATTHEW: The GPS says to turn there Grandma. I\'m not sure we should take any shortcuts - don\'t want to get lost.
GRANDMA: The GPS is wrong. Turn left at the stop sign.
GPS: Turn right
GRANDMA: Turn left. I grew up in this neighbourhood.
SOUND: BLINKERS, TURNING LEFT.
GPS: Turn right (BEAT) recalculating. In 30 meters turn left.
GRANDMA: Stay straight.
GPS: Turn left.
SOUND: SOUNDS OF AN ACCIDENT (AN OVER THE TOP ONE)
GRANDMA: That\'s not nice.
GPS: Are you geographically impaired? If so, please leave the navigating to me.
GRANDMA: Excuse me?! I will have you know I am in my prime!
SOUND: SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE
THE END