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The fashion doll hotline is here for any fashion doll in need.

This episode is not explicit.

Written and performed by Sara Newell

Sara is creator behind the upcoming show Love and Superpowers and the translator for Beast the dog on Pup Life Ruff Life.

TRANSCRIPT

(Phones ring continuously )
(Click of an operator picking up a call)
Fashion Doll Hotline, Babs speaking.
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Army man I told you to stop calling. I can't get you a date.
(Click of an operator picking up a call)
Fashion Doll Hotline, Babs speaking.
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They want to cut your hair? Well that's fine, as long as they have the official fashion doll salon.
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They\\xa0don't? They only have craft scissors? Oh my. Where you now?
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The toy box? Well, just braid your hair. It will be fine. It will distract the kids.
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Why not?
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You don't have articulated joints in your hand? What\\xa0do you mean? All fashion dolls have articulated joints in their hand.
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You're not one of us. Oh, I'm not quite sure what I can do for-
(The line goes dead)

Telephone click taken from: 15_34_02.mp3 by Omar Alvarado https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251536/
Ringing: telephone.mp3 by Werra https://freesound.org/people/Werra/sounds/78565/
Line disconnect taken from: AlexandreJourdan_2013_s1.wav byiut_Paris8 https://freesound.org/people/iut_Paris8/sounds/166888/