Dad takes the call

Published: March 25, 2020, 2:35 a.m.

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LISTEN RINSE REPEAT\\xa0\\xa0\\xa0 Dad Takes the Call\\xa0\\xa0\\xa0\\xa0 Lee Shackleford

SOUND:\\xa0 PHONE RINGS (EXT), IS PICKED UP

DAD: \\xa0 Hello?

Yes --\\xa0 I\\u2019ll call her to the phone!

But -- while I have you on the line, I want you to know that my daughter is my precious baby -- don\\u2019t interrupt -- and you both have age-appropriate hormones raging, so it\\u2019s not impossible that the two of you may suddenly find yourselves as prospective parents! So just know that you and my grandchild will be welcomed into this family with all--Hello?\\xa0 Hello?\\xa0

SOUND: HANG UP PHONE

DAD:\\xa0\\xa0 Heh heh.


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SHOW NOTES:

When I was a young man, somebody\\u2019s dad did this to me. I never forgot it.

Lee Shackleford-- Lee Shackleford

of RELATIVITY\\xa0 -- www.relativitypodcast.com\\xa0

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