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This global shutdown has a lot of people working from home, making them worried, restless, and confused. For David, just plain confused.

This episode is not explicit.

Written and performed by Zachary Kinovsky

Zachary Kinovsky is a full-time photographer and retoucher, and a part-time musician and podcaster. He is the host of Overanalyzer, which focuses on hit songs and guilty pleasure music as well as the accompanying music videos and artists responsible.



https://anchor.fm/overanalyzer

TRANSCRIPT

Boss: ""Hi team, thanks for showing up on schedule. I know meeting up online is a bit strange, but unfortunately cloud meetings will be the norm for a while. That being said, I expect to stay on topic, I only want to hear status reports for our upcoming product launch. David was eager to share his screen for a narrated keynote in preparation for today\\u2019s meeting, feel free to start when ready.""

Keynote: ""The stratocumulus cloud? Overrated. The altostratus cloud? Boring. The cumulonimbus is by far the coolest, easily the most interesting, but dangerous clouds you\\u2019ll ever see. These supercells are thunderstorms on steroids, billowing upward and rotating quick, at times spawning tornados, gale force winds, and hail the size of a softball. You simply will not believe your eyes until you\\u2019ve looked at the sky, and gazed at the cumulonimbus\\u2026\\u201d

David: ""Ok so when you said \\u2018cloud meeting\\u2019 I thought you meant\\u2026.euuuhhh\\u2026.ok I\\u2019ll just\\u2026.uh\\u2026..sorry let me\\u2026.it won\\u2019t\\u2026.it won\\u2019t stop playing\\u2026.I don\\u2019t\\u2026.I don\\u2019t know what to do\\u2026.my computer no\\u2026it won\\u2019t\\u2026I, ughh Jesus\\u2026hang on\\u2026I\\u2026.COME ON\\u2026GOD\\u2026.\\u201d