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The cat vanishes.

This episode is made for kids.

Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.
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Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod

Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M\'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. https://www.theluckydie.com/

Karin Heimdahl is the creator of audio drama Y2K. https://y2kpod.com/

TRANSCRIPT

ALICE (not buying the argument but still polite) How do you know that you\\u2019re mad?\\u201d
CAT To begin with, a dog\\u2019s not mad. You grant that?
ALICE I suppose so.
CAT Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it\\u2019s angry, and wags its tail when it\\u2019s pleased. Now I growl when I\\u2019m pleased, and wag my tail when I\\u2019m angry. Therefore I\\u2019m mad.
ALICE I call it purring, not growling.
CAT Call it what you like. Do you play croquet with the Queen to-day?
ALICE I should like it very much, but I haven\\u2019t been invited yet.
CAT You\\u2019ll see me there then. (vanishes, sound effect)
ALICE (not very surprised) Oh.

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this version was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.

Music and sound effects from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.