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What will become of Michael and Margaret? And more importantly, who won the Sock Sliding Championships?!

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry

Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9.

https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/

TRANSCRIPT

Dear Margaret, In case you\\u2019re wondering why there\\u2019s no ice for your 5th Martini and Rossi on the rocks this evening, it\\u2019s because the last of the cubes are on my face. I understand your dislike of my sock sliding, but it was the finals, and I was favored for the win. Sprinkling sugar water on the floor was a low blow. Once the sticky stuff is cleaned up, I\\u2019m afraid the season will be extending into triple elongated overtime. Also, we have ants. Michael.

Music: your wicked ways by Richard J. Freitas, Geraldine Brioso, from Storyblocks