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\\nHe goes to a restaurant sits on a table and shouts: "Can I have a menu please?"... Ten pass after he looks 100 times at his watch... and still no menu on his table. He again shouts with a touch of indignation in his voice "Can I have a menu please!!!?" Once again, nobody seemed to notice him. Only if he had known he would have gone to another more expensive restaurant. There they certainly quickly serve him a good meal. When he was just about to leave a lady on the table next to him said: "Why don\'t you speak chinese? I don\'t think anyone here understands english...
\\nPerhaps you have been in a similar situation then if that is the case you should listen to this podcast and learn some very simple sentences on how to get your menu and how to order your food in a chinese restaurant.