Shaman Alex Jones
Conspiracy theorist and all around shaman, Alex Jones, will soon be broadcasting the psychotic rants of his show, Infowars, across the entire Chicagoland area due to a new deal struck over placement of a radio antenna on the understated Trump Tower. Jones’ attorney has explained away his ex-wife’s claim that Jones is unstable and Jones’ threats on California Congressman Adam Schiff by stating that Mr. Jones is “playing a character”. Knowing that one of the three panelists before you has admitted to “playing a character” on this show, how long will it take Hollywood to recognize Alex Jones for his talents at disrupting liberal elites?