O’Hare Rising! - HiFi Critics

Published: April 6, 2018, 3:49 p.m.

Chicago’s former “World’s Busiest Airport” has been taking a hit the last 10 years, losing the title first to Atlanta and now losing second place to Los Angeles It might seem that the third strike is imminent, but never count out the Dark Lord himself, Rahm Emanuel! Through some cunning negotiation and the good fortune of Mayor Daley’s original modernization foundation 15 years ago, Rahmbo sent a dead fish to the ATL and LAX, scheduled for delivery sometime after 2025! What will be the impact on Chicago’s economy before the completion of this project?