Single White Female

Published: Aug. 22, 2011, 10 p.m.

David goes for experience over ability as Scot and Mark join him to pick through the bones of Maribor. This is tempered somewhat by the excellent performance at Motherwell and the realisation that Celtic are actually pretty mince. Then there's news of Getafe's somewhat unorthodox plan to grow new supporters - literally - and more from the mind of Rio Ferdinand. Oh, and the worst Spiers of the Week of all time.