Relatively Speaking Podcast: The New York Knicks debacle

Published: Feb. 10, 2017, 2:40 p.m.

Hello, friends. It is your best buddy from the past. Well, technically not the past, but what you are currently reading was written well before you put your wonderful set of eyes on it. Anyway, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with the fury of 1,259 suns. For those not in the know, that is a hell of a lot of fury. The pesky New York Knicks made their way back into the pod for this episode. Phil Jackson is apparently using social media to get rid of Carmelo Anthony (such a Millennial thing to do, Phil), James Dolan is supposedly feuding with one of the most beloved Knicks players of all-time, and the laughing stock isn't anywhere near completion. This makes Jared #Sad!. Very, very #Sad!. As for Joseph, he believes the Knicks' incompetence makes for excellent content and he is more than ready to fire of some hot-takes for the sake of spewing the most lukewarm vile this side of the Rocky Mountains. Lonzo Ball is awesome. You know that, right? No need to compare him to Magic Johnson to comprehend his level of excellence. Grayson Allen is good again... maybe. But the narrative is already started to spin. The polarizing player's rise back to being a decent player is because he is, uh, happy. This edition of the show ends with a special edition of Absurd Question. With Jared going on his Bachelor Party this weekend, he wants to know what Joseph would change about his. The answer, surprisingly, is that Joseph had the best Bachelor Party ever. Joseph's question is more sportsy.