The Relatively Speaking Podcast survived a fatman trying to break in its house on Sunday. That is good news for you, the listener, because it means the flame emoji duo is back and better than ever! \n\nWith the NFL season winding down, but with a lot of playoff quarterbacks hitting the injured reserve, Jared and Joseph discuss the team that was likely hurt most by their gunslinger succumbing to the violence in the gridiron; the Oakland Raiders.\n\nDo the Raiders have enough to overcome such an injury this late in the season?\nWhat team is now the second best in the AFC?\nWhat is a Tom Savage?\nAfter some National Football League stories are discussed, the Relatively Speaking Podcasts turns its attention to the Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors. More specifically, the awesomeness this is LeBron James.\n\nWhat were Jared and Joseph's hot-takes from the game? You will just have to listen to find out.\n\nThe Relatively Speaking Podcast double-dipped the Absurd Questions portion of the podcast this week.\n\nJared's two questions were about heaven and hell, and about what NBA player is likely to pass the most natural gass.\n\nJoseph's two questions were about starting a television show, as well as something about being abducted by aliens as a thing that makes the guys irrationally happy.\n\nYou can follow Jared on the mean, cold, dark streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.\n\nIf you want to do a similar thing with the other guy, you can @JosephNardone\n\nPSA: Don't text and eat meatloaf at the same time.