The long awaited edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast has finally arrived. It is the place in space and time when Jared and Joseph get to discuss young people performing athletic marvels on college basketball hardwoods throughout the country without getting paid!\n\nRejoice!\n\nThe guys don't start with college basketball, however. Instead, they focus their attention on the NFL.\n\nThe Seahawks did great things against the Patriots. Does it mean anything?\nDallas upends Pittsburgh. Tony Romo may never see the light of day again.\nWhat in the Sam Cassell is going on with the Green Bay Packers?\nBad Tweets returns his week. If you want to end up on this segment, a good way to do that is to call anyone "the poor man's" anyone else and/or bring up conspiracy theories concerning leagues wanting to force owners out of the sport.\n\nThen, finally, a college basketball preview (kind of)!\n\nLuke Kennard is the Marty Jannetty to Grayson Allen's HBK.\nThomas Bryant is pretty dang good at the shooty hoops.\nThe much hyped Dennis Smith Jr. isn't playing all too well to start his career.\nWashington has a great freshman. He's worth your time.\nThe show is capped off with Absurd Questions. This week, as it is every other week, gets the guys totally off the rails. Something about being an inanimate object and dating Christina Ricci.\n\nYou can follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.\n\nIf you want less articulate thoughts, or see a man unravel in real-time, follow the other host @JosephNardone.