Mets-Braves Preview: THAT'S MATZ AND LUGO'S MUSIC!!
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Hey there, sports fans!
I bet you thought we quit. Maybe you even thought one of us was dead. Well, HA, joke's on you. First Time Long Time is back. Richie is playing through and injury, and Tommy is picking up the rest of the slack, so that we can talk to you about this diarrhea-filled diaper \\xa0of a team, the Mets.\\xa0
This weekend, it's time to play our division rivals, lovers of the confederate flag, the Atlanta Braves.\\xa0
The way this season has gone, Tommy and myself would normally feel crappy about this series, but NOT TODAY. Matz and Lugo are coming back, and if they both give up less than 8 runs apiece, I'll consider that helpful.
Enjoy the weekend, and Let's Go Mets.
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