The course of true love never did run smooth

Published: Aug. 27, 2021, 12:24 p.m.

As the new Premier League season begins, the hierarchy at #NewArsenal are starting to catch feelings for the club they've been running for the past year. All of the time and effort they've put into getting to know the Arsenal has made them see things a little differently, but if the papers are to be believed, the feeling isn't mutual...yet. They've got a new season in front of them to win the club over, but if they can't make it happen, they may be in for a nasty breakup pretty soon.