2.26 bats around praise for the most recent triple play (0:40), ponders learning a new language (2:28), critiques Cat. 5e cables (3:46), introduces the week’s algorithm challenge topic: time series analysis (5:57), models the longitudinal ownership of Max Muncy v. Jurickson Profar (11:50), peeks at the state of the home league (23:36), and reviews Pirates of the Caribbean (Black Pearl, duh) (25:30).