NEWS FOR YOU 1/15/2019
b"--GRIM NEWS FOR THE FUTURE OF OPIATES IN AMERICA\\n--AMERICANS TOO DUMB TO QUIT SMART TVs\\n--FACEBOOK'S APP REFUSES TO DIE\\n--IT'S THE WOOD THAT MAKES IT GOOD\\n--FINE TIMING ON THIS SCRATCH OFF BUY\\n--JAKE THE GOLDEN WILL BE OK\\n--PINOT AND PRINGLES IN THE PARKING LOT: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPS"