Welcome Back MLB

Published: March 25, 2022, 5 a.m.

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Friday is back, ETT is back and so is MLB.

The owners are still cheap schmucks (minus Cohen, the Steinbrenners and a select few) but this isn't about them. This is about Ohtani throwing 100 MPH and then hitting a ball to Pluto the next inning. And for that, we are thankful.

At this point, we've foreshadowed the obvious, this is an episode devoted to baseball. We speak on what flows quickest to the mind such as:

the Yankees and the state of the AL East

the Reds (also known as the Quitters/Broke Boys)

A man that has chosen to remain in hell (Joey Votto)

A man who needs a personal driver in the worst way (Fernando Tatis Jr.) and even correctly predict where Trevor Story signs.

We even chew on what it'd be like to manage a MLB team. So in other words...

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