NYC Heats Up while Elon Goes Full Villain

Published: May 27, 2022, 5 a.m.

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Happy Memorial Day Weekend Friday Boys and Girls.

We're here like an annoying pimple on prom day and ready to send you off into the 3 day weekend amidst an old fashioned NYC heat wave.

This send off begins with your weekly reminder that Amber Heard is a bad person and that if you are an aspriring ballplayer, WATCH THE GAME. We then debate Jazz Chisolm and Hunter Greene's respective gloves before delving into:

Mike Freeman's 10 Worst Fan Bases,

The Eagles' Jail under the stadium (yes it was real) and Siddeeq's lack of faith in the NY Giants ownership.

and Elon Musk going full Deshaun Watson in hopes of a happy ending and then declaring himself a Republican.

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