‘Do You ReMamba the Time?’: I’m Getting the Fuck Out of Disney World

Published: Oct. 12, 2020, 10 p.m.

2020’s selfish ass finally gave us SOMETHING. Well, it gave Lakers fans something. Our purple and gold kings once again reign supreme thanks to the heroics of Kyle Alexander Kuzma, Dion Waiters and a stray cat that wandered into the arena looking for redemption. We update the G.O.A.T. meter, pay deference to the hard-charging Heat and look into Claire’s scarily-accurate crystal ball.