CrabDiving – Wed 061522 – GOP Reps Are Scrambling To Explain Their Strange Capitol Tours On The Day Before Trump’s Coup Attempt
GOP reps are scrambling to explain their strange Capitol tours on the day before Trump’s coup attempt. Representative Loudermilk was busted on camera giving tours to insurrectionists. Shitler released a rambling 12 page response to the hearings about January 6th. Former baller, current creationist and Georgia Senatorial candidate Herschel Walker has a secret love child and also lied about being in law enforcement. Subpoenas have been served in a probe into a breach of Georgia election systems. Blotch Nazi Bannon called out former AG Bill Barr for his testimony to the January 6th Committee. The weighty fascist insurrectionist was also disappointed by a judge who refused to dismiss a case brought against him. The wee brained Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene blamed a make believe tampon shortage on transgender folks. The Canadian military hired a humanist chaplain. A bunch blow hidden amongst bananas was mistakenly delivered to a grocery store Big-time author James Patterson blathered ignorant crap about straight white writers having a tough go at it. The Crabs reviewed a ridiculous luxury world travel package with Disney priced at 110 K but you must share a hotel room. in men’s bathrooms for trans people.