CrabDiving – Wed 052522 – Beto O’Rourke Crashed NRA Puppet Greg Abbott’s Press Conference
Beto O’Rourke crashed NRA puppet Greg Abbott’s press conference. An elite level Border Patrol agent killed the mass shooter in Texas. Body language tech and MAGAT Rep Paul Gosar blathered something transphobic in response to the horrific shooting in Uvalde. On January 6th, the “hang Mike Pence” chants put Trump in his happy place. Georgia Senatorial candidate Herschel Walker mumbled an incomprehensible response to a reporter’s question about the masa shooting at the Texas elementary school. Senator Sinema said a bunch of meaningless crap about the shooting. Not that he cares, but DINO Manchin also had no solutions about gun violence. The sharks are circling fascist Putin in Moscow. Margaret Atwood released a fire-proof copy of “The Handmaid’s Tale.” Fireman prophet Mark Taylor shared a ridiculous theory involving the baby formula shortage, the destruction of Roe, and DC’s demonic possession by fetus-chowing Baal. The Southern Baptist church released an epic list of child molesters within their organization. A pastor admitted to his flock he committed adultery but failed to mention it was with a minor. “Christian” Josh Duggar was sentenced to 12 years for sending and receiving child pornography.