CrabDiving – Tue 051821 – Conservative SCOTUS Will Hear An Attack On Abortion Rights

Published: May 19, 2021, 12:55 a.m.

Conservative SCOTUS will hear an attack on abortion rights. SCOTUS also ruled the fuzz can't search your home without a warrant in the name of community caretaking. Rudy G. headlined a rally supporting "the big lie" and a Capitol rioter attended as a VIP. Dullard comic Joe Rogan complained straight white men were the target of woke culture. Rep Devin Nunes failed in his loony attempts to unmask his detractors on Twitter. Son of Rudy said he was running for the governorship of New York. Using math, Katie Porter ripped a pharma oligarch a new pooper. The Republicans said they hated Biden's infrastructure plan but don't have a plan of their own. Christo-wanker Coach Dave got super hard over Confederate flags and then explained how slavery had nothing to do with the Civil War. The FAA announced concern over an up-tick in in-flight violence from passengers. Val Demings let the world know she's coming for Rubio's job. Trumpkin Kevin McCarthy doesn't want a commission to investigate the January 6th insurrection at The Capitol. Finally, in a When Animals Get Pissed segment, a shark killed a surfer in Australia.