CrabDiving – Tue 042021 – Killer Cop Derek Chauvin Was Found Guilty On All Counts
Killer cop Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all counts. Pelosi tabled the move to censure Maxine cuz duh. William Barr dropped the f-bomb over voter fraud allegations sold to Shitler by the sex trafficking congressperson. Pedo-rocker Ted Nugent got rona. Journeyman Democrat Walter Mondale died. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell launched his pitiful platform saying really stupid crap during a 3-day streaming event. European soccer leagues are embattled over the creation of a league for just the really rich teams. A-hole Milo Yiannopoulos blathered something about this next dumb book being called "Make America Hate Again" and then the gross author threw shade at Drag Queen Story Hour. Well dressed rightwing nut Glenn Beck tossed a fit because Republican anti-voting laws have been compared to Jim Crowe. Jim Caviezel sounded profoundly crazy when he found a way to use adrenochrome as a verb.