CrabDiving – Tue 041321 – Minnesota Killer Cop and Police Chief Both Resigned
The Minnesota killer cop and police chief both resigned, because they can maybe keep their pensions. The Johnson & Johnson vaccine has been canceled due to weird brain blood clots in but a tiny, wee few recipients. A full withdrawal from Afghanistan was announced. The World Health Organizations got in on cancel culture when they called for a halt of the sale of wild mammals in food markets. The Crabs reviewed loony comments made by Shitler at an RNC at gross Mara Lago. Coronavirus restriction fatigue has lead to a surge in Michigan. Matt Gaetz funded a sham candidate in an effort to get one of his groomsmen elected. Goofy fascist Pillow Czar Mike Lindell did a crap job of explaining his new social media platform. A Republican Q-loon could be the next Secretary of State of Arizona. On a lurk-about from New England, a great white shark has opted to lay-in-wait off the coast of Galveston, Texas. A zookeeper in Cali was carted off to hospital after a potentially deadly strike from a venomous dragon snake for which no antivenom exists... winning!