CrabDiving – Thu 072921 – Biden Hopes Covidiots Will Get Jabbed For A Hundred Bucks
Biden hopes covidiots will get jabbed for a hundred bucks. Covid cases hit a record high in Tokyo testing the resilience of the Olympic bubble. The variant has been surging in the south. A Florida county called for a mask mandate for schools despite caterwauling from the state's stupid governor. The Capitol Police said they'd arrest anyone defying the mandate in The House. There was a huge earthquake 65 miles off the coast of Alaska. New Zealand has been rated the best place to survive a global societal collapse. Iranian hackers breached defense contractors by setting honey traps which include a fake aerobic instructor from Liverpool. Nazi legislator Marjorie Taylor Greene called for MAGATs to shoot anyone offering the coronavirus vaccine. The Trump team endorsed a candidate who ended up losing but Shitler still declared this a win. Evangelical tyrant Michele Bachmann blathered lies about insurrectionists claiming they were ANTIFA disguised in MAGA hats. JEEBUS sucker Gordon Klingenschmitt advertised gold coins with man-baby's likeness on a side for $45. Religious wanker Rick Wiles blamed the vaccinated for spreading COVID because he's a moron.