CrabDiving – Thu 052523 – DeSantis’ Musky Campaign Launch Crashed and Burned
DeSantis' Musky campaign launch crashed and burned. Our SCOTUS doesn't care about clean drinking water. The Czar of Florida also suggested he would pardon Trump. On Truth Social, Shitler trashed DeSantis' campaign launch and then, with spelling errors, blathered he would soon be friends with the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un. The wanker in charge of the Oath Keepers was sentenced to 18 years for seditious conspiracy. Amanda Gorman's inaugural poem was inexplicably banned from Florida schools. The troglodytes of Texas passed a stupid ten commandments bill. The authoritarian Republicans of the House continued to hold the country hostage over the debt ceiling. Criminally corrupt AG of Texas, Ken Paxton may finally get what's coming to him. A Florida man lost his arm to a gator. A rattlesnake vendor was busted for wildlife trafficking. In Hawaii, feral chickens have been trashing the place!