CrabDiving – Thu 050522 – Louisiana Religious Extremists Want To Imprison Women Who Get An Abortion
Louisiana religious extremists want to imprison women who get an abortion. Another embarrassing video surfaced of Republican party boy Madison Cawthorn. Florida taxpayers are suing DeathSantis over the hike in their property taxes due to the war with Disney. A self proclaimed prophet explained Shitler’s covefe moment and managed to tie in the 5G conspiracy theory. Forced birth activist nearly squirted over abortion related arrests and marveled upon the fetal heartbeat bill. Right wing ghoul Tony Perkins told followers to work and teach in public schools but then said their Christian demon spawn should attend private schools. Residents in Nantucket are voting on topless equality at the beach. In a brutal When Animals Get Pissed segment a baby copperhead slithered into a Longhorn Steakhouse and nearly murdered a patron with its poison filled fangs. In Florida, a gator broke into a garage and guzzled a case of Diet Coke. A pack of wild dogs in Alabama mauled a woman to death tasked with investigating the lethal pack. Deadly snakes occupied a COVID testing facility down under. An ornery Florida golfer raged at his neighbor walking his dog on the green and shot him in the ankle. The grumpy old man also beat the dude with a golf club. COVID is coming back.