CrabDiving – Mon 050321 – Why Is Bill Gates Getting Divorced The Top Headline Everywhere?
Why is Bill Gates getting divorced the top headline everywhere? Apple and Amazon made crap tons of cash while Americans died from COVID. The Pfizer vaccine was approved for kids. Florida Governor DeathSantis of the gun-shine-state lifted all coronavirus restrictions. Scads of cops are vaccine-hesitant. Lunatic jeebus wanker Rick Wiles blathered something idiotic about how the coronavirus vaccine an agent of genocide. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell said he was disappointed in Newsmax because they apologized to Dominion. Cindy McCain said the Arizona recount was ludicrous. Colorado woman was killed in a rare bear attack. An elderly paddleboarder escaped a shark attack. The cops took a python into custody without killing it. The Crabs previewed the new Marvel shows. Scientists discovered the party drug molly was excellent for treating PTSD.