CrabDiving – Fri 082622 – Trump’s Ironically-Named Truth Social Should’ve Checked Its Trademark Availability
Trump's ironically named Truth Social should've checked its trademark availability. The affidavit was bigly redacted. MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell issued a beautiful but harsh takedown of Shitler accusing the fascist letch of living the worst post-presidency life ever. President Biden said the GOP and the MAGA movement are a threat to democracy. In true Handmaid's Tale fashion, a woman in Louisiana is forced to carry a nonviable fetus to term due to the state's abortion ban. The Crabs listened to a disturbing tape of SCOTUS Amy Coney Barrett's faith group "People of Praise" losing their marbles over skygod. Reuters uncovered pics of the Republican gubernatorial candidate in Pennsylvania decked out in Confederate greys. The pervs of FOX's The Five nearly filled their shorts during a creepy conversation about spanking students to the point of tears. Kilmeade nearly blew out his shriveled coke nuts over the prospect of spanking a female student. Monkeys have been wreaking havoc upon a Japanese city and no one has any solutions. The tomato flu is coming and it's similar to COVID but with big gooshy sores.