CrabDiving – Fri 070122 – Republicans Might Be Starting To Slither Away From Trump
Republicans might be starting to slither away from Trump. GOP Select Committee member Liz Cheney debated lunatics in her Wyoming primary. Flying sucks right now because of delays and pilot shortages. MAGA pastor Shane Vaughn called Cassidy Hutchinson a witch and added the Dems star witness in insurrection hearings also has a “lezzie spirit.” Prophet Kat Kerr told us that in Heaven flowers sing and cows drive tractors. An Ohio GOP authorization explained why there should be no exception for rape or incest. Teachers are alarmed over curriculums that fuse civics and religion together. The Crabs reviewed Shitler’s attempt to commandeer his secret service vehicle the day of the insurrection. There’s a crap ton of sharks gathering off the coast of Cape Cod waiting for swimmers.