CrabDiving – Fri 061623 – Trump Stiffed An Entire Miami Cuban Restaurant
Trump stiffed an entire Miami Cuban restaurant after pleading not guilty to a crap ton of charges relating to his absconding of top secret docs. The PGA Tour merger is under investigation for breaking antitrust laws. Legendary whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg passed away. Tooty Rudy Giuliani used an email address with a female alias relating to emails about the insurrection. The cabal known as the National Association of Christian Lawmakers has dedicated itself to installing a Christian nationalist government. Golden-voiced hate pastor Shane Vaugh reminded us that Trump is indeed above the law. The Supremes in Iowa struck down a 6 week abortion ban. JEEBUS wanker Kent Christmas begged Christians to die for their creepy causes. Witch-hunter Greg Locke destroyed a dollhouse with a padded baseball bat to make a bizarre point about Christianity. Silver-tongued biblical mouthpiece Kenneth Copeland blathered that our laws should be based on conversations Jesus had with George Washington. The Biden-Burisma scandal is the saddest nothing-burger ever.