CrabDiving – Fri 051223 – What Will California Do Without Scott Baio?

Published: May 13, 2023, 1:01 a.m.

What will California do without Scott Baio? Dark Biden won't negotiate with McCarthy and the fascist GOP ninnies over the debt ceiling. Rapist Donald Trump defamed author E. Jean Carroll at the CNN town hall that devolved into a Shitler Nazi fest. Former TV star and current Christo-load Kirk Cameron blathered public schools are staffed with "nefarious forces" who want to "kill god." There's a new CEO at wanker Elon's Twitter. Trump said DeSantis needed a personality transplant. Man-baby has to appear via video soon for the Stormy Daniels hush money trial. There was audio leaked from Infowars tyrant Alex Jones being verbally abusive towards his wife. SCOTUS is set to hear a case regarding sky-god crap at the workplace. Mega whacko preacher Greg Locke continued his verbal attack upon Larry, a human who is unlucky enough to live next to Greg's enormous, dumb tent church. Eve didn't really come from Adam's rib, morons. Speaking of the Bible, on Faithless Friday, the Crabs learned whoever produced the King James version eliminated the word "tyrant."