Published: May 3, 2022, 12:28 a.m.
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Canary Cry News Talk #479 - 05.02.2022
OPERATION BIRD ABSURD
Basil\\u2019s other podcast: ravel \\xa0
LEAD 5:34 V /\\xa0
BIRDS ARE\\u2019T REAL \\xa0
note: BAR might have been a CIA op all along
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CYBERPANDEMIC 24:40 V/
leading to all of this 
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INTRO (M-W-F) \\xa043:33 V/
B&G Update
V4V/Exec./Asso./Support
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FLIPPY 48:13 V/
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[Party Pitch/Ravel/CCClips/text alerts] \\xa01:02:07 V/
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UKRAINE 1:05:11 V/
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WOKE/POLYTICKS \\xa01:19:54 V/
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[TREASURE/SPEAKPIPE/BYE YOUTUBE] \\xa01:41:01 V/
COVID/BILL GATES \\xa02:09:06 V/
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WACCINE \\xa02:22:02 V/
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[TALENT] \\xa02:34:323 V/
ANTARCTICA/SPACE \\xa02:49:09 V/
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[TIME/OUTRO] \\xa03:11:25 V/
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EPISODE 479 WAS PRODUCED BY\\u2026
Executive Producers
Clara H**
Spears Desert**
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Producers
Kishan, Robert R, Julie S, MORV, Gail M, Cloud Suriel, LX Protocol V2, Sir JC Knight of the TechnoSquatch, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Jackie U, Runksmash, Ernesto Q, Veronica D, Sir James Knight and Servant of the Lion of Judah
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AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):
Psalm 40
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ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):
Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation, Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia
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CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):
Runksmash: A haggard Basil makes his way through the White Desert hauling a sled full of inanimate robots that once housed his friends. He arrives at the rectenna, battery depleted after the Tolkienesque journey, and begins to rebuild it according to the ELi.
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The Sentinel: Basil roller-skates around the warehouse in his beat up off brand skates. Skate-sei Gonz instructed him to complete 50 laps of backwards skating before he returns with lunch. BANG. Basil falls again, his elbows have begun to bleed. Skate-sei Gonz\\u2019s words echo \\u201cBalance key to Roller Skating, learn Balance \\u2013 be Alpha Skater.\\u201d 49 laps\\u2026 49 falls. Basil refocuses, tightening his core while letting his hips remain loose. He breathes in, his mind becomes still, he begins to skate his final lap. BANG. He falls again just as Skate-sei Gonz walks in. He groans in frustration. \\u201cBasil-san, why are you mad? You improve every day. This is success.\\u201d \\u201cYes Skate-sei, but I keep tripping up in these skates\\u201d Basil says panting with exhaustion. \\u201cI know. You not bad skater, only have bad skates. Here, gift for you.\\u201d Skate-sei Gonz extends his arms out with a gift box in his hands.
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CLIP PRODUCER
Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon
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Timestamps:
Mondays: Jackie U
Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson
Fridays: Christine C
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ADDITIONAL STORIES:
\\u2026more Antarctica
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