Tastes Like Chicken

Published: Dec. 15, 2020, 12:31 a.m.

uttered by the smooth, disarming, and dulcet voice of Ed Orgeron.  However, his voice is so weak and fragile, that it could not be heard over the whining cries of Dabo and Mullen as the lay prostrate on the floor, pounding their fists and screaming "but, but, but, we played more games than that undefeated team from the Big 10!"