Kevin Warren and the Big Ten Boobs

Published: Aug. 19, 2020, 10:50 p.m.

In 2002, the boy and I went to see Ohio State take on Washington State.  Pre-game, outside the Schott, there was an inflatable goal-post.  I kicked a perfect field-goal through it.  Harbaugh has had his eye on me ever since.  He came over before the recording of this episode.  He wanted to see if I had any eligibility and......he wanted to spend the night....heard we were having a special outdoor man-cave episode in front of the fireplace.  Thought there might be smores.  We punched him in the gut and threw his cleats in the nearby creek.

This episode was recorded the day after the Big 10 Boobs announced they were canceling football.  It has the requisite amount of Bombast.